procrastination
[proh-kras-tuh-ney-shuh n, pruh‐]
noun
1.
the act or habit of procrastinating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention… like buying Christmas presents before it’s too late!
Today is December 23, 2015! That’s a fact! Couldn’t change it if you tried. Today the North Pole is abuzz with activity, elves are working overtime preparing for Santa’s big night. Christmas is coming at YOU like a runaway freight train! Tick-Tock! If you are one of THOSE people who are still walking about without one present bought and thinking you have all the time in the world… Then congratulations, YOU are a PRO-crastinator! You have given up your AMATEUR status and moved up to the Big Leagues!
A NOVICE-crastinator is the person who puts off getting their license renewed until the end of the month, doesn’t start their taxes until April 14, and grabs some chocolates and a rose on their way out of the supermarket on Valentine’s Day. It’s something you grow out of when you realize minimal effort yields minimal rewards!
But PRO-crastinators are the people, who with infinite confidence, think they can handle any situation at the very last minute without consequence. These people believe they can easily do all of their Christmas shopping the morning of December 24! They are those very same people who become exasperated at the long lines and lack of inventory and who launch into heated tirades at young clerks and overworked store managers for not being prepared to fulfill their last minute needs on demand! DON’T be that PERSON! It’s Yucky!
Be honest, it’s not like Christmas just snuck up on you! There have been displays out in the stores since before Halloween! The bell-ringers in every parking lot, the lights, the tinsel, the endless specials on television – all had to clue you in that the time to shop for your loved ones was here! Black Friday and Cyber-Monday have come and gone and you’re the one left holding an empty bag!
Do not despair, you weary members of the PRO-crastination Nation! Because this one time, good things truly do come to those who waited, and waited, and waited to make their holiday purchases. You need presents and there is no time like the present to “Give the Gift of FUN!” If there is one universal truth in life, it is that everybody loves to have FUN! And iPlay America is the NEXUS of FUN in New Jersey and right now iPLay America’s Gift Card deal is downright irresistible!
Purchase $50 in iPlay America Gift Cards, get a FREE $10 Game Card!
Boom! There it is! FUN at your fingertips!
Go online, NOW! Give the gift of FUN… and light up every face in the room a mere 48 hours from now.
iPlay America’s Gift Cards are easy to order online. You can buy them in a variety of denominations, and you can print them conveniently at home. Problem solved! Crisis averted!
You are now a certified Gift Giving Genius!
So, don’t put off until tomorrow what you must do today or by midnight tomorrow at the latest, for those of you who really love living dangerously. Happy holidays, and remember there are only 367 shopping days left until NEXT Christmas! Tick-Tock!